At this moment in time we’d like to invite
\nFirst Class passengers only to board the aircraft.<\/p>\n
Thank you for waiting. We now extend our invitation
\nto Exclusive, Superior, Privilege and Excelsior members,
\nfollowed by Triple, Double and Single Platinum members,
\nfollowed by Gold and Silver Card members,
\nfollowed by Pearl and Coral Club members.
\nMilitary personnel in uniform may also board at this time.<\/p>\n
Thank you for waiting. We now invite
\nBronze Alliance members and passengers enrolled
\nin our Rare Earth Metals Points and Reward Scheme
\nto come forward, and thank you for waiting.<\/p>\n
Thank you for waiting. Accredited Beautiful People On production of a valid receipt travelers of elegance and style Thank you for waiting. Passengers either partially or wholly dependent on welfare Sweat, Dust, Shoddy, Scurf, Feces, Chaff, Remnant, At this moment in time we’d like to invite First Class passengers only to board the aircraft. Thank you for waiting. We now extend our invitation to Exclusive, Superior, Privilege and Excelsior members, followed by Triple, Double and Single Platinum members, followed by Gold and Silver Card members, followed by Pearl and Coral Club members. […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[328,329],"class_list":["post-1573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","tag-airline-complaints","tag-humour","category-4-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1573"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1574,"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573\/revisions\/1574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nmay now board, plus any gentleman carrying a copy
\nof this month’s Cigar Aficionado<\/em> magazine, plus subscribers
\nto our Red Diamond, Black Opal or Blue Garnet promotion.
\nWe also welcome Sapphire, Ruby and Emerald members
\nat this time, followed by Amethyst, Onyx, Obsidian, Jet,
\nTopaz, and Quartz members. Priority Lane customers,
\nFast Track customers, Chosen Elite customers,
\nPreferred Access customers, and First Among Equals customers
\nmay also now board.<\/p>\n
\nwearing designer and\/or hand-tailored clothing
\nto a minimum value of ten thousand U.S. dollars may now board;
\npassengers in possession of items of jewelry
\n(including wristwatches) with a retail purchase price
\ngreater than the average annual salary
\nof a mid-career high school teacher are also welcome to board.
\nAlso welcome at this time are passengers talking loudly
\ninto cellphone headsets about recently completed share deals,
\nproperty acquisitions, and aggressive takeovers,
\nplus hedge fund managers with proven track records
\nin the undermining of small-to-medium-sized ambitions.
\nPassengers in classes Loam, Chalk, Marl, and Clay
\nmay also board. Customers who have purchased
\nour Dignity<\/em> or Morning Orchid<\/em> packages
\nmay now collect their sanitized shell suits prior to boarding.<\/p>\n
\nMediocre passengers are now invited to board,
\nfollowed by passengers lacking business acumen
\nor genuine leadership potential, followed by people
\nof little or no consequence, followed by people
\noperating at a net fiscal loss as people.
\nThose holding tickets for zones Rust, Mulch, Cardboard,
\nPuddle, and Sand might now want to begin gathering
\ntheir tissues and crumbs prior to embarkation.<\/p>\n
\nor kindness: please have your travel coupons validated
\nat the Quarantine Desk.<\/p>\n
\nAsh, Pus, Sludge, Clinker, Splinter, and Soot:
\nall you people are now free to board.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"