{"id":853,"date":"2013-01-25T17:45:33","date_gmt":"2013-01-25T22:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/?p=853"},"modified":"2013-01-25T17:48:42","modified_gmt":"2013-01-25T22:48:42","slug":"catullus-42-come-here-nasty-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/2013\/853\/poems\/catullus-42-come-here-nasty-words\/","title":{"rendered":"Catullus 42: &#8220;Come here, nasty words&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Come here, nasty words, so many I can hardly<br \/>\ntell where you all came from.<br \/>\nThat ugly slut thinks I&#8217;m a joke<br \/>\nand refuses to give us back<br \/>\nthe poems, can you believe this shit?<br \/>\nLets hunt her down , and demand them back!<br \/>\nWho is she, you ask? That one, who you see<br \/>\nstrutting around, with ugly clown lips,<br \/>\nlaughing like a pesky French poodle.<br \/>\nSurround her, ask for them again!<br \/>\n&#8220;Rotten slut, give my poems back!<br \/>\nGive &#8217;em back, rotten slut, the poems!&#8221;<br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t give a shit? Oh, crap. Whorehouse.<br \/>\nor if anything&#8217;s worse, you&#8217;re it.<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;ve not had enough thinking about this.<br \/>\nIf nothing else, lets make that<br \/>\npinched bitch turn red-faced.<br \/>\nAll together shout, once more, louder:<br \/>\n&#8220;Rotten slut, give my poems back!<br \/>\nGive &#8217;em back, rotten slut, the poems!&#8221;<br \/>\nBut nothing helps, nothing moves her.<br \/>\nA change in your methods is cool,<br \/>\nif you can get anything more done.<br \/>\n&#8220;Sweet thing, give my poems back!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-size: small\">Translation by Richard Bullington<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Come here, nasty words, so many I can hardly tell where you all came from. That ugly slut thinks I&#8217;m a joke and refuses to give us back the poems, can you believe this shit? Lets hunt her down , and demand them back! Who is she, you ask? That one, who you see strutting <a href='http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/2013\/853\/poems\/catullus-42-come-here-nasty-words\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[201],"class_list":["post-853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","tag-now-now-be-polite","category-4-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=853"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":855,"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853\/revisions\/855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}