{"id":942,"date":"2013-05-30T10:00:43","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T14:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/?p=942"},"modified":"2013-05-27T10:10:05","modified_gmt":"2013-05-27T14:10:05","slug":"dorothy-parker-inventory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/2013\/942\/poems\/dorothy-parker-inventory\/","title":{"rendered":"Dorothy Parker: Inventory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Four be the things I am wiser to know:<br \/>\nIdleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.<br \/>\nFour be the things I&#8217;d been better without:<br \/>\nLove, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.<br \/>\nThree be the things I shall never attain:<br \/>\nEnvy, content, and sufficient champagne.<br \/>\nThree be the things I shall have till I die:<br \/>\nLaughter and hope and a sock in the eye.<br \/>\n<i> <\/i><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe. Four be the things I&#8217;d been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt. Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne. Three be the things I shall have till I die: Laughter and hope <a href='http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/2013\/942\/poems\/dorothy-parker-inventory\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[230],"class_list":["post-942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","tag-witty-and-cute-poets","category-4-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=942"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":943,"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942\/revisions\/943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}