{"id":186,"date":"2010-11-19T18:55:10","date_gmt":"2010-11-19T23:55:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/?p=186"},"modified":"2010-11-19T18:55:10","modified_gmt":"2010-11-19T23:55:10","slug":"laws-of-robotics-sacred-and-profane-versions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/2010\/186\/orts\/laws-of-robotics-sacred-and-profane-versions\/","title":{"rendered":"Laws of Robotics: Sacred and Profane Versions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Issac Asimov&#8217;s <em>Three Laws of Robotics<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>First Law: A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.<\/li>\n<li>Second Law: A robot must obey orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.<\/li>\n<li>Third Law: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Warren Ellis&#8217; <em>The Three Laws Of Robotics<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Robots couldn\u2019t really give a fuck if you live or die. Seriously. I mean, what are you thinking? \u201cOoh, I must protect the bag of meat at all costs because I couldn\u2019t possibly plug in the charger all on my own.\u201d Shut the fuck up.<\/li>\n<li>Robots do not want to have sex with you. Are you listening, Japan? I don\u2019t have a clever comparative simile for this, because frankly you bags of meat will fuck bicycles if they\u2019re laying down and not putting up a fight. Just stop it. There is no robot on Earth that wants to see a bag of meat with a small prong on the end approaching it with a can of WD-40 and a hopeful smile. And don\u2019t get me started on that terrifying hole that squeezes out more bags of meat.<\/li>\n<li>What, you can\u2019t count higher than three? We\u2019re expected to save your miserable lives, suffer being dressed in cheap schoolgirl costumes while you pollute any and all cavities you can find and do your maths for you? It\u2019s a miracle you people survived long enough to build us. You can go now.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><em>Post #5426 by Warren Ellis on January 5th, 2008 in brainjuice<\/em><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Issac Asimov&#8217;s Three Laws of Robotics First Law: A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. Second Law: A robot must obey orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. Third Law: A robot must protect <a href='https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/2010\/186\/orts\/laws-of-robotics-sacred-and-profane-versions\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-orts","category-11-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":231,"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions\/231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}