{"id":445,"date":"2010-11-20T00:42:45","date_gmt":"2010-11-20T05:42:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/?p=445"},"modified":"2010-11-20T00:42:45","modified_gmt":"2010-11-20T05:42:45","slug":"hugo-williams-patent-pending","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/2010\/445\/poems\/hugo-williams-patent-pending\/","title":{"rendered":"Hugo Williams &#8211; Patent Pending"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The slightest movement of the body,<br \/>\nwhether of genuine revival<br \/>\nor only a false alarm<br \/>\ncaused by pockets of air<br \/>\ntrapped in the abdomen,<br \/>\ntriggers a highly sensitive<br \/>\nrelease mechanism<br \/>\nhoused in a spring-loaded ball<br \/>\npositioned over the heart.<\/p>\n<p>If this ball is disturbed<br \/>\nby so much as a twitching nerve-end,<br \/>\na message is transmitted<br \/>\nto a box on the surface,<br \/>\nwhich immediately flies open,<br \/>\nadmitting air to the coffin.<br \/>\nA flag rises in warning,<br \/>\na bell rings for half an hour,<br \/>\na lamp burns after sunset. <\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The slightest movement of the body, whether of genuine revival or only a false alarm caused by pockets of air trapped in the abdomen, triggers a highly sensitive release mechanism housed in a spring-loaded ball positioned over the heart. If this ball is disturbed by so much as a twitching nerve-end, a message is transmitted <a href='https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/2010\/445\/poems\/hugo-williams-patent-pending\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","category-4-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=445"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":446,"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445\/revisions\/446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuny.ca\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}